Got any welding puns or one-liners that actually crack you up during a long shift?

Among the favorites is “I’m drawn to the arc, but it’s my welds that really spark conversation,” and welders love comparing their best shop jokes.

My welds are like my jokes — some stick, some just tack :sweat_smile:. I keep a running list on the whiteboard by the bandsaw so anyone can add one on break; got a new banger this week?

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